Vanillish, Swirlix, and Slurpuff are certainly disgusting, but they pale in comparison to Alcremie.
All Pokémon made from food are wrong. (Well, technically, all Animals are made of food if you are persuaded to put in the effort, but I mean animals that are actually made of food.but it seems That’s actually it.
evolved from the same disgusting Mirsery (actually an empty-eyed milk splash), it can take on various forms (or, let’s face it, flavors) depending on how the trainer moves as it evolves. This might yield vanilla buttercream, lemon buttercream, and caramel swirls, among a half-dozen others. So… is it for food? But it’s alive! But it’s made of food! In fact, the answer is that if it likes a trainer, it will produce parts of its own body for that trainer to eat. This is all wrong.
and as sword and shield Tells us, “When Alcremie is satisfied, the cream it secretes from its hands becomes sweeter and richer.”
I’m sick now.
