I’ve covered some seriously weird products over the years. Have I been somewhat numbed by Minion WiFi routers and Pikachu sneakers? Without a doubt, but it’s honestly reassuring that I still possess the capacity to be shocked.
I still take a moment to pause when I come across a fully functioning <a href="https://news.xbox.com/en-us/2026/11/03/xbox-series-x-bite-console-sweeps<a href="https://comicvibe.com/arcade-takes-gj-back-in-time/” title=”Arcade takes GJ back in time”>takes/” rel=”nofollow noopener” target=”_blank”>Xbox Series X console encased inside a five-foot alligator. That pause reminds me that I’m human.
The Xbox Series X-BITE is a 1-of-1 console that sits embedded directly in the reptile’s torso, visible only through a glowing green Xbox Nexus logo cut into the scales on its flank. A matching bite-marked wireless controller rests between its jaws, and the gator is completed by Xbox-green irises and Nexus-inspired pupils.
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Joseph Green is the Global Shopping Editor for Mashable. He covers VPNs, headphones, fitness gear, dating sites, streaming, and shopping events like Black Friday and Prime Day.
Joseph is also Executive Editor of Mashable’s sister site, AskMen.
