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    30 Toxic Movie and TV Relationships We Hope to Never Experience IRL

    The term “movie magic” usually describesvisual effectsthat bring us into whatever world the filmmaker would like to bring you into. We rarely hear it in regards to the things they can magically make us feel. In looking back on these on-screen romances, we wondered how we ever thought they were a shining example of love.

    The magic that these movies and TV <a href="https://comicvibe.com/the-spookiest-new-shows-to-watch-this-halloween-season/” title=”The Spookiest New Shows to Watch This Halloween Season”>shows pulled off could be on that show where magicians try to foolPenn and Teller. We’re not gonna look up the name of that show right now, but you probably know what we mean.

    Anywho, we finally shook out of that initial movie magic, and we’ll be a little more wary of Hollywood’s trickery in the future.

    30. Captain America

    In Captain America: Civil War, Steve Rogers finally kisses his neighbor, Sharon. SHE'S HIS DEAD GIRLFRIEND'S GRANDNIECE. His previous girlfriend from the '40s, Peggy, had died mere days before this kiss. And Steve actually only makes a move after learning that Sharon was Peggy's grandniece-and that she was spying on him for SHIELD. CRACKED.COM Captain America: Civil War, 2016

    29. Failure to Launch

    In Failure to Launch, Paula gets a chance to confess her love for Tripp. BY HAVING HIM KIDNAPPED. Tripp's friends and family happily go along with the plan to tie him up and gag him so Paula can pour out her heart to him. Because kidnapping is fine and adorable, as long as you do it out of genuine love. CRACKED.COM Failure to Launch, 2006

    28. Starman

    In Starman, an alien crash-lands on Earth and romances a woman named Jenny Hayden. HE'S USING THE BODY OF HER DEAD HUSBAND. Jenny initially resists him, but finally she gives in to his charms. Starman has to return to his home planet at the end of the movie, but he leaves Jenny with a little present: She's now pregnant with his space child. CRACKED.COM Starman, 1984

    27. The Notebook

    In The Notebook, Noah has known Allie for five minutes when he makes a decision: НЕ VOWS TO STALK HER FOREVER. His efforts to WOO her include suicide attempts and creepy letters that keep coming until she gives in. Then she leaves him for someone else, until Noah builds a house for them to be dysfunctional together in. CRACKED.COM The Notebook, 2004

    26. Terminator

    In The Terminator, Kyle Reese travels back in time to protect Sarah Connor. And to score with her. HER UNBORN SON SETS THEM UP. Reese informs Sarah that her son John manipulated him into being obsessed with her. That apparently gets her motor revving. And she really likes her future son's taste in dudes. It's an ouroboros of weirdness. CRACKED.COM The Terminator, 1984

    25. Groundhog Day

    According to the original script for Groundbog Day, Phil spends 10,000 YEARS CAUGHT in A Time LOOP. Which means Rita ends up with a man older than human civilization who spent most of his life trying to get her to sleep with him. CRACKED.COM Groundhog Day 1993

    24. Big

    In the movie Big, Josh and Susan have a SWEET Romance. Even though Susan is in her 30s, and Josh is a 12-year-old kid who has magically turned into a grownup. It's actually Josh's childlike nature that Susan is attracted to. CRACKED.COM Big. 1988

    23. Can’t Hardly Wait

    In Can't Hardly Wait, Preston gives Amanda a LOVE LETTER that he's been carrying around with him for four years. They have never spoken. Amanda literally has no idea who Preston is. CRACKED.COM Can't Hardly Wait 1998

    22. Ghost

    At the end of Ghost, Sam and Molly finally get one LAST mAKe- OUT session. Because Sam has possessed the body of Oda Mae, the female medium Molly just met. CRACKED.COM Ghost 1990

    21. Titanic

    At the end of Titanic, Jack and Rose are reunited in THE AFTERLIFE. It's all incredibly romantic, unless you're the man she married. And it may be a little awkward for her kids and grandkids, when they eventually show up. CRACKED.COM Titanic 1997

    20. Tron: Legacy

    Sam winds up romantically involved with A COMPUTER PROGRAM in Tron: Legacy. In fact, Quorra is a program created by Sam's father, making her effectively Sam's sister. CRACKED.COM Tron: Legacy. 2010

    19. Say Anything

    In Say Anything, Lloyd and Diane are meAnT TO ве TOGeTHeR. Lloyd proves this by aggressively stalking a girl who has repeatedly told him "no." CRACKED.COM Say Anything, 1989

    18. Picture Perfect

    HOLIDERS At the end of Picture Perfect, KATE wins NICK BACK WITH A BIG ROMANTIC GESTURE. She makes her big play while he's trying to film another couple's wedding. So the bride and groom get to stand by and watch while she turns their day into her thing. CRACKED.COM Picture Perfect 1997.

    17. Overboard

    In Overboard, Joanna literally FALLS in Love with Dean, after she falls into the water. Joanna is a mean heiress who falls off her yacht and gets amnesia, and disgruntled contractor Dean decides to kidnap her, take her home, and tell her she's his wife. CRACKED.COM Overboard. 1987.

    16. The Muppets

    30 Toxic Movie and TV Relationships We Hope to Never Experience IRL

    15. Glee

    glee Dave Karofsky & Blaine Anderson Dave used to bully Blaine's partner, Kurt, because he's gay. After Dave comes out of the closet himself, he ends up dating Blaine, who is at that point still in love with Kurt. Why would Blaine think it's a good idea to date someone who used to bully the love of his life? CRACKED COM

    14. Ace Ventura

    The romance between Ace Ventura and Melissa is basically like an adult dating a 6-year-old. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Melissa is a smart businesswoman, while Ventura is a childish, some would say clinically insane, "Pet Detective" who on occasion uses his cheeks to talk. Those two dating is simply MIND-BOGGLING. CRACKED.COM

    13. Seinfeld

    In Seinfeld, George Costanza proposed to Susan Ross, and she said yes. Why would a rich and ambitious lady marry a neurotic idiot with anger issues? CRACKED.COM

    12. Clueless

    In Clueless, Cher realizes she's in love with her ex-stepbrother, Josh. Even though they're not related by blood, it would still be weird. They were living under the same roof as family for a while. If anybody asks them how they met, the answer will definitely raise eyebrows, no matter how they explain it. Also, their parents could go from being exes to in-laws. CRACKED COM

    11. Notting Hill

    Notting Hill Will and Anna's relationship is anything but romantic. Anna is a movie star who dates Will while she is in a relationship with someone else, and when their scandal is publicized, she blames Will for it. Despite admitting that his obsession for her is unhealthy, Will apologizes to Anna to win her over once more. CRACKED.COM

    10. Warm Bodies

    In Warm Bodies, R wins over Julie by shielding her from a fall. A few days earlier, R was a zombie and he ate Julie's boyfriend. Somehow that doesn't bother her anymore. CRACKED.COM

    9. Dragonball

    GRACKED.COM DRAGONBALL I still don't understand how Goku and Chi-Chi are married. She constantly yells at Goku because he likes to train and fight. She is even worse with him when their son Gohan is with Goku training or fighting.

    8. The Rise of Skywalker

    STAR THE RISE OF SKYWALKER WARS KYLO REN AND REY It's ok to play with the trope of "good girls liking bad boys" but most would draw the line at space mega Hitler. CRACKED.COM

    7. Wedding Crashers

    John is lying to Claire and Claire has a serious boyfriend... but those are pretty typical hurdles to overcome in a rom-com. WEDDING GRACKED.COM CRASHERS However the lie is that they're RELATED, yet Claire starts kissing John without first consulting a family tree, which is insane.

    6. That ’70s Show

    That Jackie looks down on Fez for being a foreigner %70s through all of That Show '70s Show. But then at the end of Season 8, she wants to be his girlfriend. It's awkward enough that she was already in relationships with two guys in their group (Kelso and Hyde). It also took her eight seasons to realize Fez is the one for her? CRACKED COM

    5. The Graduate

    In the comedy classic The Graduate Dustin Hoffman moves to a woman's town and follows her around until she's furious. It's supposed to be cute because stalking laws didn't exist in 1967. CRACKED.COM

    4. Ocean’s Eleven

    In Ocean's Eleven, Tess leaves Danny because she can't overlook his being a criminal. UNTIL НЕ ROBS HER BOYFRIEND. No matter how charming you are, robbing a casino is still pretty much illegal, even if the owner is dating your ex. But somehow Tess has no qualms about going back to Danny after the heist. CRACKED.COM Ocean's Eleven, 2001

    3. Pretty Woman

    Edward and Vivian are a couple at the end of Pretty Woman. THEY'RE TOGETHER FOR THE MONEY. At that point he has already paid her for sex, and the only thing they have in common is their shared taste for expensive things. Buying yourself a woman isn't exactly a solid basis for a relationship. CRACKED.COM Pretty Woman, 1990

    2. While You Were Sleeping

    Lucy from While You Were Sleeping pretends to be engaged to Peter, a man she hasn't met. THEN BECOMES ENTANGLED WITH HIS BROTHER. Lucy deceives Peter's family to see him while he's in a coma. When Peter wakes up, he assumes he's got amnesia and proposes to her "again." And she accepts, despite now being in love with his brother Jack. CRACKED COM While You Were Sleeping, 1995

    1. Twilight

    In Twilight, Bella is 17. Edward is 108. HOW MANY BELLAS HAVE THERE BEEN? Really, why is this man still going to high school? What could he possibly be getting out of the experience? How many high schools has Edward attended? How many young girls have mooned over him? A man doesn't go to high school for 90 years without dating. CRACKED.COM Twilight, 2008
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