The Qunari warrior Iron Bull has two major sex scenes in the film Dragon Age: Inquisition, if we ranked them individually, they would both be the top scenes on this list. The first is when Iron Bull determines that he does not believe that the Inquisitor is ready to “ride the bull.” If you insist, he’ll clasp your wrists together and pin you against the wall. “Last chance,” he whispered. Then He will give you what you ask for. As he leaves, Spymaster Liliana approaches the bedroom to provide the Inquisitor with some intel, before Iron Bull tells her to let the hero “rest” after what happened. The couple has a follow-up conversation in which you establish the ground rules of the BDSM relationship. He’s dominant and knows what you need, and after leading the Inquisition throughout Thedas, maybe you need someone to tell you what to do from time to time.
The second and perhaps most important scene in the Iron Bull romance is the one where Karen, Josephine, and Cassandra all walk into one of your post-trial scenes, commenting on the size of that tang. Good for you, Iron Bull. maybe not try to do any pole vault At the Cedars Olympics.
If you have never played dragon age game, Inquisition may be Most needed to read forward Veil Guard Launched this year. Despite some well-publicized issues, such as open-world bloat, I still think this might be the best story in BioWare history. This shit does hold up pretty well. I might replay it before Veil Guard. Before I start playing as a different hero in a new game this fall, I got to kiss Dorian.
