opening moment The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim Becoming famous online has led to tons of memes and jokes. Now, someone has remixed the iconic intro and added a bunch of alpha generation and internet slang, resulting in a video that might make you feel really old.
horizon, Bethesda’s best-selling open-world RPG released back in 2011, a very different and arguably more innocent time for us. Without TikTok, DLC is still a relatively new concept on consoles; fort night It doesn’t exist, and covid-19 is not a thing. but if horizon Launch in 2024? What if it was written and developed by a 13 year old? Well, you don’t have to wonder, because YouTube user CJMattis made a video showing us an alternate timeline.
CJMattis rewrote using AI-generated voices famous introduction horizon In it, you wake up in a carriage with a number of other captured prisoners, all awaiting execution. According to the film’s title, all the characters now use “Gen Alpha slang.”
So instead of saying “Watch your tongue!” when someone in the cart says something bad about Ulfric Stormcloak, we get “Check your emotions!” when the person realizes who they’re talking to. They would panic and say, “You’re the leader of the rizz-bellion!” Another time, after someone started panicking and yelled, “No, it’s a hat,” someone asked him which gooncave he was from. This must be the upper limit.
This is the original text horizon Introduction in case you want to compare.
I do think some of the “Gen Alpha” slang in this video is actually older internet slang like ratiod and doxx. I’m not sure if I want to mention Twitch streamers Where is the Senate? It’s slang, but hey, what do I know? I am an old man. Furthermore, the film’s main purpose is to rot your brain, and it does that very well.
Personally, though, I don’t mind kids using new words because that’s how the whole language works. This is how it has always worked. Young people develop new words and phrases, their parents and teachers roll their eyes, and a decade later, these kids—now teenagers—roll their eyes at the new kids and their fresh slang. This repeats until the heat death of the universe.
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