Inevitably, as cozy games increase, so do the number of games in which you play as an adorable cat. As the number of games where you play as a cute cat continues to grow, so does the number of games where the cute cat rides a talking skateboard and slaughters an army of demonic robot unicorns. In fact, wait, there’s only one of them, and we’re all lucky that it exists.
Gori: Lovely Massacre Probably the most annoying thing in the universe. What’s hilarious about this game is that the talking skateboard doesn’t actually swear, and the cute little unicorn twists into a fleshy, toothy, tentacled abomination that only Kurt Russell could handle. Like if you asked American McGee to do wanderer In 2003, all funding was provided by Spike TV. Somehow, no matter how it sounds on paper, Gori This year’s buried gaming treasure is perhaps the closest kinship to what Suda 51 and James Gunn are after lollipop chainsaw. In this game, all sentient super-toy races have entered Skynet and wiped out the human race, and our only hope is the last surviving Superpet Gorry and his sentient skateboard Frank, in a neon-lit Gliding and grinding into a bright future. They are slicing and dicing anyone who stands in their way, as well as the benevolent scientists who created them and put them into orbit to protect themselves when the Unicorn Judgment Day comes.
Somehow, though, it never forgets to have a beating heart. The flashback cutscenes, in particular, are actually soft-hearted. Even during the gameplay, Gori himself remains an adorable little guy who still only speaks with an adorable meow. Frank – despite never shutting the fuck up – gets a pass simply because he’s a legitimate supporter of whatever Gorey needs to do. Additionally, at times, Frank transforms into a rocket launcher, which is an endearing trait for any true friend. If you have ever played metal weapons Going back in time, I think it could have used a few more kittens, and this should be your damn jam right away.
