Stop what you are doing. I know, I’ve said a lot – certainly more than I should say to my readers who may be anywhere in the world and doing anything when I finally address them. It makes sense this time, though, I swear.
You see, Xbox just announced the arrival of the latest batch of Game Pass titles – games coming to the service in September – and they’re pretty much all aimed at bored bastards like me, which you are most likely.
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September’s Game Pass launch list includes at least three games aimed at our wet wipes, namely Star Trucker, Expeditions: A MudRunner Game, and Train Sim World 5. It’s the sound of a thousand lads called Keith who can chatter away for hours on the five-speed gearbox and brighten their day every time they orgasm violently on a rail journey. Now, cover your ears and give them some privacy.
What We Already Know About the Stylish Space Transport Sim Game star truck driver Thanks to last month’s list of new Game Pass additions, Game Pass is now available on cloud, console, and PC Game Pass when it launches today, September 3, but you should still be excited. I enjoyed its Steam demo earlier this year when I didn’t accidentally crash my truck/ship into a space station.
Expedition: Mud Run Game is something I reviewed back in February when it was released, which feels like it was about nine million years ago. I thought it was a pretty fulfilling time, and you can tell that because I spent so much time in the review talking about how long I spent trying to tow a big Russian truck back to my campsite and it kept Falling off a cliff into a river. It will be available on cloud, console and PC on September 5th.
Train Sim World 5This is the last member of the trio, I’ve tried one of its predecessors for about an hour and can confirm that these games are about stopping at stations by pressing all the right knobs and switches and not in a certain way Crash-driven trains could kill a variety of commuters and day trippers who may have paid exorbitant amounts for their tickets. It will be released on September 17th on cloud, console, and PC.
Strategy game Age of Mythology: Retold – coming to cloud, PC, and Xbox Series X/S on September 4 – Multiplayer extreme sports game Riders Republic – coming to cloud, console, and PC on September 11 – Fill out the supplementary list. Oh, here is the list of games that will be discontinued on September 15th: “Ashes of the Singularity: Escalation” (PC) “FIFA 23” (cloud, console and PC), “Payday 3” (cloud, console and PC), “Slime” Rancher 2 (Cloud, Console and PC), SpiderHeck (Cloud, Console and PC), You Suck At Parking (Cloud, Console and PC).
So be it. Bon voyage, game pass-owning bores.
